Zistrosk

Details

'Zistrosk feels like a fugitive from the law of averages.'
He is a male level 58 Tiefling TreeHugger 12264 years of age.
He is a peaceful player, and is Deity of the Order of Dragonslayer.
He holds a seat on:  Quest Council
Zistrosk has accumulated 1514 glory in his lifetime.
His homepage can be found at https://tl.net/forum/games/200965-mud-realms-of-despair 
His email is: zistrosk@gmail.com
His IM is 24292966

General

• Area: The Fire Station
• Status: Peaceful
• Alignment: Witty

Equipment

<used as light>      I am the very model of a modern Major-Loggeral,
<worn on finger>     I have information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
<worn on finger>     I log the kings of England, and quote the fights historical
<worn around neck>   From Abattoir Asylum to Wyvern's Tower, in order categorical
<worn around neck>   I am very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
<worn on body>       I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
<worn on head>       About binomial theorem I am teeming with a lot o' news,
<worn on legs>       With many cheerful puns about the square of the hypotenuse.
<worn on feet>       I log the mythic history, King Arthur's and Dread Lord Seth's
<worn on hands>      I catalog hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for fire breath,
<worn on arms>       I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of cuddly cute bunnies,
<worn about body>    In conics I can floor peculiarities approaching parabolous
<worn about waist>   I can tell undoubted Seths from Divini Priests and Zylas,
<worn around wrist>  I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Froghemoths!
<worn around wrist>  Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
<wielded>            (Blackened) And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
<dual wielded>       (Blackened) In fact, when I know what is meant by "slainte" and "sgorr craiceann",
<worn on ears>       When I can tell at sight a Justice from a Genesis,
<worn on eyes>       For my Realmsian knowledge, though I'm punny and adventury,
<worn on back>       Has only been brought down to the beginning of the shattering
<worn over face>     But still, in recording matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
<worn around ankle>  I am the very model of a modern Major-Loggeral (feat: Romani)
<worn around ankle>  a tree stump attached to a chain
                                                                  2020

Description

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Zistrosk looks to be about 6'4", and looks to be around 127 pounds.  His
shoulder length, straight bark brown hair mysteriously frames his face.  His
silver eyes match disturbingly with his golden skin, and on his head is a pair
of long bark brown horns.